Monday: Malarkey Mondays
(If you do not know the meaning of Malarkey please refer to the following definition from Dictionary.com);
ma·lar·key also ma·lar·ky~~~~>Exaggerated or foolish talk, usually intended to deceive: “snookered by a lot of malarkey”
Inspired by a d***k*n conversation comparing the teaching style of the fabled BOBCAT and the hilarious radio banter of Harry Caray.
Tuesday: Titty Twister Tuesday
Originated from a strange Swahili custom where the giver of the twister was believed to gain the receiver's "magick" by action of the twisting of another's nipple.
Wednesday: Hip Check Wednesday
(If you don’t have any hips then a full body check may be used as a substitute)
My personal favorite of all the days sponsored by Neon Man Inc.
First used by men to test a women’s childbearing hips; now, in a more refined day and age, merely used as a weapon against the unsuspecting to project them into a compromising position of hilarity.
Thursday: Throw Shit Thursday
Inspired by our primate friends and their noble ways of communication.
Face shots are encouraged however beware of the eyes no one wants a ER visit on Thursday (that is when the pre-meds are allowed to practice on any unfortunate soul that saunters into their hospital)
Friday: Fisticuffs Friday AKA Gang-beat Friday
Fisticuffs - fist·i·cuffs A fistfight; The activity of fighting with the fists.
Always brings a tear to my eye when I see 10 men snapping their fingers and dancing before they start to mercilessly beat each other to a pulp.
Ahhh…I think I have soiled myself.
Until next week
Stay Classy
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