Paris Hilton's BFF is the best show ever to be on Television

If you are not a complete chodechoking dick suck you'll realize that I was being sarcastic. First, off Mtv... what the donkey fucking hell? What happened to music videos and Headbangers Ball? Jesus at least Beavis and Butthead made me giggle. Paris Hilton's BFF just makes me want to shit and puke all at the same time. PH BFF is the fucking Apocalypse come to a convinent channel near you. Every person on that needs their head cut off. Maybe the Islamic terrorists will do us all a favor and execute them, now thats a tv clip I would be willing to watch.

PH BFF is a cesspool of humanity. I have never seen a larger collection of Barbie dolls. These bitches are so fake that we could recycle them as plastic.
Paris Hilton needs to go back to doing what she is good at . . . making grainy sex tapes so we can all get back to our regular masturbatory schedules.

Paris Hilton wins the Miss Fake Btichslut of the Universe award.
Cunt.

Fuck Coombe we want Boone

Recently our illustrious Chancellor officially caved in to a few whinney bitches who believe that just because their cunt ass feelings are hurt that they have the right to ruin our mascot. Coombe has been quoted as saying that Boone just does not reflect our "diversity" on campus. What in the fuck is he talking about? Has he ever walked around our campus? There isn't a minority in a 10 miles radius of this white paradise.

Being politically correct, and that is what Coombe is doing, is just a form of censorship. Sooner or later someone needs to grow some goddamn balls and stand up to these minority groups who just bitch and moan about some imagined hurt they have suffered.

I also think Ruckus who is our frisbee esc piece of shit mascot is a goddamn disgrace to the University of Denver. If we can not use a Pioneer as a mascot then clearly we should not be the Pioneers perhaps we could be the Really stupid looking birds to go along with Ruckus.

Coombe your a pussy.