Intramural?

Intramural as defined by dictionary.com is an activity involving only students at the same school or college: intramural athletics.

So as I wandered into the basketball courts at Du just imagine my surprise when 5 assholes about 30-35 saunter onto the court. My first thought was hey these middle aged douche-bags are just down here trying to burn off some steam because their 30 something wives with fake tits wont fuck them any more unless its their bday, god knows the last tine they had a bj.

My fellow team mates were swollen with confidence. Apparently when your wife stops loving you and kids begin to resent your presence in their lives, you take up basketball.

It was a blow-out and not for the good-guys. Its just pathetic when 5 grown men enroll in a intermediate level intramural league. What school are they in at Du? The College of Harry Backs and Half Grown in Mustaches? I felt like I was on a gay porn set inbetween takes. These incarnations of overgrown boys trying to relive "the glory days" can hobble back to the alley ways of their ill-begotten youth and continue to suck cock for coke.